Two blokes were in the Pub talking.  One blokes says to the other bloke, "mate, I got rid of that noise in the back of my SCOUT!"  "Oh," said the other bloke. "How did you do that?"  First bloke says, "I made her sit next to me in the front!".

 

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive a SCOUT!

 

Women drivers are a hazard to traffic. 

I was driving to work this morning on the freeway, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a red SCOUT doing 100km/hr with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!  I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane.  It scared me so bad I dropped my electric shaver in my coffee, and it spilled all over my mobile phone!